minecraft update names but bad

[HackerDragon9999]

disclaimer: this is a joke, not intended to be offensive (but it's still offensive)

(before 1.3 is skipped)

1.4: kinda spooky update (pretty scary update)
1.5: wire update (redstone update)
1.6: donkey update (horse update)
1.7: don't all updates though? (update that changed the world)
1.8: money update (bountiful update)
1.9: fight update (combat update)
1.10: oxymoron update (frostburn update)
1.11: open world update (exploration update)
1.12: i stopped being colorblind update (world of color update)
1.13: update wet (update aquatic)
1.14: slavery update (village and pillage update)
1.15: bzzzzzzzzzzzzz (buzzy bees update)
1.16: hell update (nether update)
1.17: holes and hills update part the oneth (caves and cliffs part 1)
1.18: fall into a ravine update v2 (caves and cliffs part 2)
1.19: mild update (wild update)
1.20: when the sand is sus (trails and tales update)
1.20.5: full metal skinned armadillo doge (armored paws drop)
1.21: trials and tails anvil cosplay (tricky trials update)
1.21.2: bags of unfear (bundles of bravery drop)
1.21.3: the forest needs some coffee (the garden awakens drop)