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Granted. It gets stolen 2 weeks later. I wish for it to be unstolen

Granted. You get a mouldy apple. I wish for df to allow swearing

Wish granted. Something good happens. You get some completely awesome cookies! But since their so delicious, you eat them all up way too quickly, and run out. You then become depressed because you will never get cookies as awesome as them again. I wish for twitter to stop being toxic

You get motivation, but you get way too much homework that you are now unable to eat or sleep. You die. I wish for homework to be made illegal

Wish granted. No homework! But now there’s more exams and lots of revision to do. I wish for a 2nd server owner (not replacing jere)

Granted. But it happens to be illegal and you get arrested. I wish for knowledge

Granted! But after tomorrow, a heartless bully comes and ruins all your hard work for no reason. I wish for the bully to die

Wobber dies for not wishing for anything. I wish for everyone, including me, to get along.

Granted. Nothing happens at all. (You didn’t get my reference 😡) I wish for something good to happen

Granted, but your skills are too good that you become arrogant and self centred, and eventually get banned for toxicity. I wish for the Nile (thumbs up if you get this reference)

You get ideas, and their actually pretty good ones! But sadly, df only cares about unoriginal survivals and clickers, so they ignore your hard work. I wish generator survivals would die

Granted, but now your too funny and people laugh to much and suffocate. I wish I had better memory

Exactly, this is what I mean. Follow the rules and you don’t get ignored, simple. Anyway you don’t get a headache, but now you have an ache everywhere else. I wish for a caravan

You can post all you like, but unless you follow the rules, they will be ignored.

Also dogwithhats, this is my thread. It’s not my forum, but you keep breaking the thread rules. You aren’t playing it right, cus you just say “no” which is not the point of the game, and to add insult to injury, you don’t even wish for anything! So yea I do realise you can post here, but it will...

Granted, but people are sensitive and call you racist, so they kill you. I wish for a cape

Can you stop ruining my post? Your just constantly breaking the rules. You are now banned from the thread.

Ok the extreme burger, granted, but they will all be ruined. I wish that dogwithhats would stop posting. Oh wait I’m the owner of this thread... From this post onward, any post made by DogWithHats is to be ignored. Ok for real, I wish to be a sorcerer.

DogWithHats dies for a. Not accepting my wish in a bad way, b. Not wishing for anything. I wish for people to do this properly...

Granted... but then they forget cus their dumb. I wish for a caravan