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PhoenixFire18

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You will die of "natural causes" and appear on the chaplain's altar, aflame and burnt to a crisp, as they are worshipping an evil fire god.
You will be discovered in the middle of the Caribbean with a flamingo float, twenty seven copies of Scurvy Scallywags in The Voyage to Discover the Ultimate Sea Shanty: A Musical Match-3 Pirate RPG, and three copies of Fight Club on laser disc, dvd, and blu ray respectively, as well as the Fight Club soundtrack on cassette, cd, and written in sheet music. You will run for President of the United States 3 years later and win.
 

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You will be discovered in the middle of the Caribbean with a flamingo float, twenty seven copies of Scurvy Scallywags in The Voyage to Discover the Ultimate Sea Shanty: A Musical Match-3 Pirate RPG, and three copies of Fight Club on laser disc, dvd, and blu ray respectively, as well as the Fight Club soundtrack on cassette, cd, and written in sheet music. You will run for President of the United States 3 years later and win.
December 12, 2022 04:05 AM Look outside your window
 

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December 12, 2022 04:05 AM Look outside your window
December 12, 2022 04:06 AM the ground bellow collapses beneath you, and you fall into a pit. You scream as you realize you are surrounded by thousands of 2011 cuts of "Star Wars: A New Hope," but the structure is already collapsing in on you. The thousands of dvds crush you to death slowly and painfully. The great collapse of dvds and earth covers up the pit cleanly. You will be remembered only for such genius quotes as “poo and pee” and “pee and poo.” The cause of your death will be written off as “natural.”
 

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December 12, 2022 04:06 AM the ground bellow collapses beneath you, and you fall into a pit. You scream as you realize you are surrounded by thousands of 2011 cuts of "Star Wars: A New Hope," but the structure is already collapsing in on you. The thousands of dvds crush you to death slowly and painfully. The great collapse of dvds and earth covers up the pit cleanly. You will be remembered only for such genius quotes as “poo and pee” and “pee and poo.” The cause of your death will be written off as “natural.”
January 6th, 2023, 16:08, Your corpse will be discovered in a local river (as to where i decide to slaughter you) encased in an aerogel cube, which itself is encased in a thin glass sheet. Though you will only be a skeleton, as i will have thrown you in a vat of acid beforehand, They will never find out when you died, and who you were. You will be thought to be "missing" by whomever knows you, and never turn up found. Some may mourn, some may be happy, and some wont even care.
 

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January 6th, 2023, 16:08, Your corpse will be discovered in a local river (as to where i decide to slaughter you) encased in an aerogel cube, which itself is encased in a thin glass sheet. Though you will only be a skeleton, as i will have thrown you in a vat of acid beforehand, They will never find out when you died, and who you were. You will be thought to be "missing" by whomever knows you, and never turn up found. Some may mourn, some may be happy, and some wont even care.
May 7th, 2023 9:23 you will be traced back to this post when the DNA from the skeleton is connected to gloves found in your home during a raid of your house on a warrant based on suspicious purchases (5 Gallon Container of Hydrochloric Acid with Pouring Spout, 14 Gallon Tough Storage Tote in Black with Yellow Lid, and Adult Gas Mask for Glasses). You will be sentenced to life in prison without parole, and your time in prison will be an exact parallel to The Shawshank Redemption. You will live out your last days with Morgan Freeman and die happy.
 

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May 7th, 2023 9:23 you will be traced back to this post when the DNA from the skeleton is connected to gloves found in your home during a raid of your house on a warrant based on suspicious purchases (5 Gallon Container of Hydrochloric Acid with Pouring Spout, 14 Gallon Tough Storage Tote in Black with Yellow Lid, and Adult Gas Mask for Glasses). You will be sentenced to life in prison without parole, and your time in prison will be an exact parallel to The Shawshank Redemption. You will live out your last days with Morgan Freeman and die happy.
Unbeknowsnt to you, i would have gotten rid of the gloves in a way where they could no longer trace it back, and received the used products in a way that the police could not track.
 

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Unbeknowsnt to you, i would have gotten rid of the gloves in a way where they could no longer trace it back, and received the used products in a way that the police could not track.
Unbeknownst to you, you killed my twin. I framed you with fake evidence to get my revenge.
 

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Unbeknownst to you, you killed my twin. I framed you with fake evidence to get my revenge.
Unbeknownst to you, there would be 3 scenarios here: I would have killed both of you, the fake evidence would be found to be not real, or you simply do not know that i was the cause of it. I have ensured that atleast 1 of these will happen, but i will not tell you which, so it shall be a surprise for you, soon.
 

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Unbeknownst to you, there would be 3 scenarios here: I would have killed both of you, the fake evidence would be found to be not real, or you simply do not know that i was the cause of it. I have ensured that atleast 1 of these will happen, but i will not tell you which, so it shall be a surprise for you, soon.
Who Are You
 

PhoenixFire18

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Why Does That Take Two Months
January 6th, 2023, 16:08, Your corpse will be discovered in a local river (as to where i decide to slaughter you) encased in an aerogel cube, which itself is encased in a thin glass sheet. Though you will only be a skeleton, as i will have thrown you in a vat of acid beforehand, They will never find out when you died, and who you were. You will be thought to be "missing" by whomever knows you, and never turn up found. Some may mourn, some may be happy, and some wont even care.
^This
 
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