The Never-Ending Story

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

And then I tessered away but failed.

 

[XTerPL]

So you got send to a high-security prison waiting to be executed on an electric chair

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

And tessered away.

 

[XTerPL]

But you got caught and been put in solitary for the rest of your life supervised by 200 guards

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

And then tessered away after telling the guards they are idiots for thinking I will not tesser away forever

 

[XTerPL]

The government decides to just hire 1000 hitmen to go kill omtegu.

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

And then Voldemort decided to kill a lot of muggles

 

[XTerPL]

The government decides they shall leave the Voldemort case to Hogwart, and continue pursuing omtegu.

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

And then Biden is killed by Voldemort

 

[XTerPL]

But then Voldemort got killed by Harry Potter.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Then trump ursurped the late Biden and became a complete tyrant, he had all Biden voters executed. (NOTE: I DO NOT SUPPORT TRUMP AT ALL.)

 

[Zyborg]

People started protesting and while omtegu was hiding from the hitmen the protesters thought he supported trump so they killed him (why tho????)

 

[DiamondWolf]

Jeremaster decided this was all fucked so he went back in time and killed Voldemort before he killed all those muggles

 

[XTerPL]

And then the timeline was screwed

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

And then the Big Crunch happend and the next universe was ruled by Voldemort

 

[XTerPL]

Plot Twist: Voldemort died.

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

SO XTerPL remembered living before and the past universe.

 

[XTerPL]

And he decided to kill omtegu

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

But Omtegu was already dead so you killed dead omtegu

 

[XTerPL]

The universe explodes because I didn't know you were already dead. Once upon a time...