Why are you late? (Ported to new forums)

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

I was playing df

 

[Zyborg]

I got thrown into the deepest well in the world and had to climb out, which took me 79 years...

 

[cookiiq]

I found myself in a support session that lasted about 30 minutes!

 

[XTerPL]

I got in a traffic that is 10 hours long, then I got kidnapped by a serial killer. I managed to escape, but it took 2 days. Then, I got hit by a rocket of a criminal organization I didn't even know about. I fell into coma, and it took 10 years for me to wake up. Knowing I was late, I invented a time machine to travel back 10 years, but I couldn't travel to before my shift started, so I am still late.

 

[PettatoGaming]

I took the wrong train home and ended up in America