Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[Simon]

You remember to wish, but you forget to shortly before you wish.
I wish my wishes could be more creative.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! However, they become too creative, and they are so creative that people don't understand the destruction of the wish until it becomes obsolete.

I wish I could actually make a minecraft mod

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! You suffer the same fate you made me suffer, which is having no ideas or motivation, making you sad forever. Now we are both sad.

I wish the 1.14 textures weren't the default textures.

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! However you didn't mention what default textures you want in replacement of the 1.14 textures, so the textures are just missing. Seriously. Congrats.

I wish for motivation to do my homework lmao.

 

[DiamondWolf]

You get motivation, but you get way too much homework that you are now unable to eat or sleep. You die.

I wish for homework to be made illegal

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! But because it's illegal, you are sent to 1,000,000 years in prison for possessing homework. Out of sadness, you explode 30 years later because you had homework (and die)

I wish I had more motivationTM

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! You have more motivation to make mods, but then you forget how to make mods.
I wish I could make a game (not on DF).

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! You still need to learn how to code and choose a game engine to make your game on.

I wish for nothing bad to happen to me and something good happens to me without any consequences or random events.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Wish granted. Something good happens. You get some completely awesome cookies! But since their so delicious, you eat them all up way too quickly, and run out. You then become depressed because you will never get cookies as awesome as them again.

I wish for twitter to stop being toxic

 

[CaptainJJ21]

Wish granted but everyone toxic moves to a new platform that soon becomes far more toxic than twitter ever was.

I wish that bananas had rights

 

[Perp]

Wish granted! Bananas now have rights, however they soon want to lead the world, so they cause an uprising and destroy the known world.

I wish for Chibo-Robo (GameCube)

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! Your Chibo-Robo broke within 1 minute of playing!

I wish for something.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. You get a mouldy apple.

I wish for df to allow swearing

 

[Planks]

Wish granted, but many df user's parents didn't like that and they put them to home arest.

I wish i had Corsair K65 Rapidfire RGB keyboard. My current keyboard is Corsair K95 RGB Platinium

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. It gets stolen 2 weeks later.

I wish for it to be unstolen

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! It gets unstolen, but it's broken.

I wish for it to be unbroken

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted! It gets repaired... but it got turned into a regular old keyboard from the 90s. It works fine tho!

I wish for df to stop being toxic

Edit: This marks my 100th post.

 

[XTerPL]

Granted! Everyone left the server!

I wish for ideas for wishes lmao.

 

[GalaxyDimensions]

Granted! You get ideas for wishes but now you've ran out of wishes!

I wish for deathrun by wallygoozer to be #1 on trending

 

[XTerPL]

Granted! He clears deathrun for another plot which generates more CP!

I wish for -1 wishes

#EDIT oh hey member