Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. But it’s not good either. It’s literally nothing.

I wish for antivaxxers to be wiped off the face of the earth

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! You get wiped too!

I wish for something that can exist without any bad consequences for anyone and beneficial to me.

 

[Zyborg]

Wish granted! You get wiped too!

I wish for something that can exist without any bad consequences for anyone and beneficial to me.

It can't exist in the first place, so why are you wishing for it?

I wish I would remember to wish.

 

[DiamondWolf]

It can't exist in the first place, so why are you wishing for it?

I wish I would remember to wish.

Granted, you remember to wish for a zombie apocalypse... oops!

I wish for a banana that isn’t poisoned, mouldy, rotten, drugged or anything of the sort. Just a normal banana.

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! However someone stole it, before you could even eat it.

I wish for something that CAN exist without any bad consequences for anyone and beneficial to me.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. It exists for 5 seconds before disappearing.

I want the banana back, and it will not be changed from it’s original state (so no poison, mould etc)

 

[XTerPL]

You get the banana! However, you also get a nuclear control panel, so basically FBI storms your house searching for that nuclear control panel.


I wish for something that CAN exist forever without any bad consequences for anyone and beneficial to me.

 

[CaptainJJ21]

You get an apple that never runs out or goes bad but since it is expected to have something bad about it and since it doesn't the apple was never meant to exist in the way it is leaving it to be a disappointment but no one truly cares about it leaving for there to be no negative consequences for anyone and still is beneficial but it is still something you could be disappointed about.

I wish that XTerPL would stop trying to break the game.

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted!

I wish CaptainJJ21 would die.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted, then he is immediately bought back to life.

I wish for something big

 

[Zyborg]

It eats you. (It was a big, fat, shark that was hungry and somehow survived on land)

I wish there was a way for me to stop being lazy.

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! There is now a way for you to stop being lazy!

I wish for something that future and current me will be the most happy about.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted! But nobody else is happy.

I wish for something big and good that lasts forever!

 

[XTerPL]

Granted! You got something big and good! You got a supermassive star to replace the sun when it explodes! And due to the fact that gravity exists, you get pulled into this supermassive star, killing you instantly!

I wish for an apple.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. Turns out it was poisoned, and you end up like Snow White.

I wish for 200 wishes. Technically it’s not infinite...

 

[XTerPL]

Granted! You only get 200 wishes, you don't get any more than that. Also each wish you use has a 99.99999999999999999% chance to fail, and if it does, the universe gets wiped out. Good luck!

I wish for an apple that is in perfect condition.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted! You eat it, but turns out someone else had it, and they thought you stole it, so they kill you.

I wish for my wishes to not fail

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted!

I wish DiamondWolf's wishes to always backfire.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted! Your back always lights on fire every time I make a wish!

I wish for a cake in perfect condition that I can eat successfully without any consequences

*Your back lights on fire*

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! However it has bad taste!

I wish for fire immunity.