Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

I wish for gae

 

[grobulae]

Granted. It has a ton of map pictures of vore and big chungus.
I wish for The Horizon to upload faster.

Wish granted. The suns horizon now moves upwards at a speed of 100x its previous speed, making real life days last seconds and years last a few minutes. You grow old and die in a few hours.


EDIT: lol i forgot to wish for something

 

[DiamondWolf]

Yudo dies for not wishing for anything.

I wish for noble and emperor to get better worldedit

 

[HENLO_OMTEGU]

No

 

[grobulae]

Wish granted. You get both Noble and Emperor, breaking the secret code, and unlocking the role of server owner. Jere retires and lives his life working on other projects. You don't know how to run the server and all the admins quit because DF goes stagnant. DF dies completely.

I wish I could have a spotify playlist of only good songs

 

[RDM]

I wish for a new pair of boots.

 

[grobulae]

I wish for a new pair of boots.

it appears you have not yet granted my wish.
out of my eternal forgiveness, I will grant yours.

You get your new pair of boots, but you still have to pay for them. You get the most expensive pair of boots ever, go bankrupt, then go homeless.

I wish RDM would make a post right.

 

[TheIronRifle]

RDM makes a post right, but it's on a completely different forum, which closes down the very next day.

I wish for a can of worms.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! You get a can of worms. However, in the worms can...

There are 2 imposter(s) among us....

The next day, it seems that only 5 remain.
The day after that... only 3 remain.
The very next day, you check on the can of worms. You see only left. However, when you turn around to look behind you....
*snap*

... IronRifle64 was not the Imposter ...


I wish I knew what to make

 

[DiamondWolf]

Wish granted. You get both Noble and Emperor, breaking the secret code, and unlocking the role of server owner. Jere retires and lives his life working on other projects. You don't know how to run the server and all the admins quit because DF goes stagnant. DF dies completely.

I wish I could have a spotify playlist of only good songs

It appears you didn’t grant it correctly. I asked for them to get better worldedit.

Wish granted! You get a can of worms. However, in the worms can...

There are 2 imposter(s) among us....

The next day, it seems that only 5 remain.
The day after that... only 3 remain.
The very next day, you check on the can of worms. You see only left. However, when you turn around to look behind you....
*snap*

... IronRifle64 was not the Imposter ...


I wish I knew what to make

Alright. Wish granted. You know what to make but it doesn’t become popular

I wish for colorlovers452 to get the ban hammer

 

[RDM]

I wish for colorlovers452 to get the ban hammer

Wish granted! Colorlovers452 receives a hammer that bans people and then uses it on you. Better luck next time.

I wish to be a robot ninja

 

[ninja70707]

Wish granted! Colorlovers452 receives a hammer that bans people and then uses it on you. Better luck next time.

I wish to be a robot ninja

Granted, but you are a robot version of me.

I wish for delicious, fresh buttermilk pancakes.

 

[Simon]

Granted, but you are a robot version of me.

I wish for delicious, fresh buttermilk pancakes.

Wish granted. You are given fresh buttermilk pancakes, but you think they are poisoned so you throw them in the trash. You just wasted perfectly normal pancakes.

I wish they added swordfish to Minecraft.

 

[ninja70707]

Wish granted. You are given fresh buttermilk pancakes, but you think they are poisoned so you throw them in the trash. You just wasted perfectly normal pancakes.

I wish they added swordfish to Minecraft.

Granted, but they are regular fish wielding swords.

I wish for a better graphics card than the one I have.

 

[FatFace_101]

You get a better graphics card. You don't get a better cooling system, and your computer burns.
I wish for a baguette that I can consume safely

 

[ninja70707]

You get a better graphics card. You don't get a better cooling system, and your computer burns.
I wish for a baguette that I can consume safely

Granted, but the baguette is stale.

I wish the Minecraft 1.17 snapshots would start releasing soon.

 

[FatFace_101]

They cut some of the new features and release what they have.
I wish for a moist baguette that I can consume safely.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! However, the baguette seems a bit too moist, and falls apart. You cry out of sadness.

I wish for wardens soon

 

[FatFace_101]

You walk to go to the bathroom, and flip on the light switch. A warden is in the bathtub, and hears the switch get flipped. You die.
I wish for a perfectly hydrated baguette that I can consume safely.

 

[Wobber]

You consume the baguette, and seem oddly satisfied. It was a baguette of bad luck and you get hit by a train an hour later.

I wish for Nosferatu to stop flickering the lights