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    Commandgeek principle

    can you say, Cube Monkey? Formerly of Crystal City (VA), now we’ve been herded back to the mothership Pentagon so that I have eight hours a day of the finest no-reach-around day care your government can possibly provide. I love being a no-authority wage slave. At least I’m not in the basement...
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    unga bunga

    This dingleberry has the best pet in the world and wants to share it with you. I can smell the rancid bum-taint odor of the poor dog upwind and a block away. Up close, the world’s friendliest canine wants to lick, sniff, and ‘get to know’ me. I pity the poor dog, because his commandgeek of an...
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    commandgeek commandgeek commandgeek?!?!?!?!?!

    Of scenes from the Legends of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table many lovely pictures have been painted, showing much diversity of figures and surroundings, some being definitely sixth-century British or Saxon, as in Blair Leighton's fine painting of the dead Elaine; others--for...
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    What you should do with your phone.

    Oooga booga unga bunga smash rock?
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    Short DF Rant

    Commandgeek commandgeek commandgeek!
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    What you should do with your phone.

    Cell phone carriers have invested billions of dollars in the infrastructure necessary to support ubiquitous cell phone use. This includes but is not limited to satellites and uplink stations, trunk lines, transmitters and receivers, radio repeaters, real estate, computer systems, billing...
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    Why cellphones suck

    This is one of thing that I have unclarity about. This post will be messy because there's nothing really rational about it. I guess you can say it's an existential crisis but for the entire human race. Yes, it's laid out pretty clearly that nature should control us and not the other way around...
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    Unga bunga beep boop i am caveman!

    Unga bunga beep boop i am caveman!
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    Favorite Node? (Again)

    Grug smash rock!
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    OOGA BOOGA

    OOOGA BOOGA ME UNGA BUNGA IN HALABOOGA!
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    Count until refriz destroys us all

    309 @Refriz
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    coolness level

    Even me? Thanks!
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    Bro vikings are awesome

    9th century AD, a viking named Halvdan carved his name on a marble in Hagia Sophia. The runes he carved reads "Halvdan was here" which are still visible today.
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    I just made phoenixsc quit and got perm banned for it and people are mad at me for it

    I just made phoenixsc quit and got perm banned for it and people are mad at me for it
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    lmao

    lmao
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    Onion rongs

    Onion rongs
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    King

    h
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    masterpost of everyone on df who is cool

    Thanks! im gonna go grief and make kids cry now!
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