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    Funny me-me

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    Awakening

    A single thought, just like a knot, a stone, a weight I can't explain That sat there pulling me to consciousness and waking soon I found Myself entrenched in ancient earth, with roots and vines my arms were bound And in this post-hibernal state my mind was filled with clouds of doubt Were these...
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    le trueth about the jeremaster

    Caulín Bay is a bay located in the northern end of Chiloé Island, Chile. The bay opens to the north to Chacao Channel.
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    Commandgeek principle

    can you say, Cube Monkey? Formerly of Crystal City (VA), now we’ve been herded back to the mothership Pentagon so that I have eight hours a day of the finest no-reach-around day care your government can possibly provide. I love being a no-authority wage slave. At least I’m not in the basement...
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    unga bunga

    This dingleberry has the best pet in the world and wants to share it with you. I can smell the rancid bum-taint odor of the poor dog upwind and a block away. Up close, the world’s friendliest canine wants to lick, sniff, and ‘get to know’ me. I pity the poor dog, because his commandgeek of an...
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    commandgeek commandgeek commandgeek?!?!?!?!?!

    Of scenes from the Legends of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table many lovely pictures have been painted, showing much diversity of figures and surroundings, some being definitely sixth-century British or Saxon, as in Blair Leighton's fine painting of the dead Elaine; others--for...
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    What you should do with your phone.

    Cell phone carriers have invested billions of dollars in the infrastructure necessary to support ubiquitous cell phone use. This includes but is not limited to satellites and uplink stations, trunk lines, transmitters and receivers, radio repeaters, real estate, computer systems, billing...
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    Why cellphones suck

    This is one of thing that I have unclarity about. This post will be messy because there's nothing really rational about it. I guess you can say it's an existential crisis but for the entire human race. Yes, it's laid out pretty clearly that nature should control us and not the other way around...
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    OOGA BOOGA

    OOOGA BOOGA ME UNGA BUNGA IN HALABOOGA!
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    Bro vikings are awesome

    9th century AD, a viking named Halvdan carved his name on a marble in Hagia Sophia. The runes he carved reads "Halvdan was here" which are still visible today.
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    You can call me dad

    I married your mom you can call me dad!
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    How come you can sense its raining outside without seeing it?

    My name is timmy and i made this post on reddit a long time ago while somep people tried to explain it one post stuck out it said im sepecial and it also warned me that i will be locked away in area 51 i presumed this a joke however soon after posting I was knocked out and arrived in area 51...
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    Count until refriz destroys us all

    I feel forsaken by ottelino sama so my new rival shall become refrizor kun We shall count to charge our power however refrizor will attempt to knock us down again and again as such we must prevail Our power will attain a full charge at the count of 500 however ihave spread out the power...
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    Let us count until refriz destroys us all

    I feel forsaken by ottelino sama so my new rival shall become refrizor kun We shall count to charge our power however refrizor will attempt to knock us down again and again as such we must prevail Our power will attain a full charge at the count of 500 however ihave spread out the power...
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    Happy National Mammography Day!

    As it just turned to the 16th in my timezone it is now national mammography day so happy national mammography day and get your mammograms to catch breast cancer before its too late
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    DF IS NOW UNBASED #NOTMYDF

    df has updated to 1.16.3 making it much more inconvenient to play on the server for many people #UNBASED #NOTMYDF #BOYCOTTDF #JEREGATE #MAKEDFGREATAGAIN #MDFGA #CRINGE #DRAMA #DFBAD #LOSEPLAYERS
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    the truth about the new forums

    truth
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