Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish Granted however it gets stolen day after

I wish that i could draw again

Wish granted! You can draw, but you drawing skills are so bad that they are banned from the internet everywhere from everyone every time in every way.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

You freeze and experience extreme discomfort.
I wish I had more time in the day.

Wish granted! However, all that extra time makes you tired, and it ends up not having any impact on your daylight hours. And because you have extra sleep time, you have a higher chance to have a nightmare

I wish i had motivation and I could reply faster

 

[XTerPL]

Wish granted! But you die for double posting.

I wish for people to stop diverging wishes on this thread.

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! But now people don't reply to this thread.

I wish I could get free Minecoins. Even though I only play Java Edition

 

[Prox]

Wish granted! But now people don't reply to this thread.

I wish I could get free Minecoins. Even though I only play Java Edition

Wish granted! They're useless, though, because you only play Java Edition.

I wish they'd just add vertical slabs and sideways stairs already.

 

[DogWithHats]

Wish granted! They're useless, though, because you only play Java Edition.

I wish they'd just add vertical slabs and sideways stairs already.

Granted. They don't have proper collision boxes, and act as a full slab all but visually.
I wish that somebody would lock the king thread.

 

[grobulae]

Granted. They make a Queen thread after the king thread is locked.

I wish I was unbanned

 

[DogWithHats]

Granted. They make a Queen thread after the king thread is locked.

I wish I was unbanned

no
I wish Yudo got banned again.

 

[galaxyyyyyyyy]

i wish support staff can be active

 

[FatFace_101]

Wish granted. Nothing changed!
I wish people would actually do this correctly.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted... but then they forget cus their dumb.

I wish for a caravan

 

[DogWithHats]

Granted... but then they forget cus their dumb.

I wish for a caravan

No. Go home.
No more wishes. Go to bed.

 

[DiamondWolf]

DogWithHats dies for a. Not accepting my wish in a bad way, b. Not wishing for anything.

I wish for people to do this properly...

 

[DogWithHats]

DogWithHats dies for a. Not accepting my wish in a bad way, b. Not wishing for anything.

I wish for people to do this properly...

No. Go home.

 

[Zyborg]

DogWithHats died for the, hmm, lemme check, fourth time because he didn't make a wish.

I wish DogWithHats stopped dying.

 

[DogWithHats]

DogWithHats died for the, hmm, lemme check, fourth time because he didn't make a wish.

I wish DogWithHats stopped dying.

No.

 

[FatFace_101]

I wish for an undo button for when I say stupid stuff

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish Granted! However, when you press the undo button, it only rolls you back <1second from when u pressed the button. And because you accidently fell onto that button, it rollbacks you to when you were pressing that button. And because the rollback is so small and the present keeps happening, you are always pressing the button, causing you to be in the same moment for eternity.

I wish for betterer coding skillz

 

[Daandar]

Wish granted! you code like no other can, however, you are unable to place a single block and all your games look like trash
i wish for 2020 to just end

 

[General_Mudkip]

i wish for 2020 to just end

Sure, just wait 2 more months and your wish will be granted!

I wish for covid-19 to be eradicated.