Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[DogWithHats]

Wish granted! You get a cape, but you can't equip it.
I wish they added mini-blocks to Minecraft.

Granted. You cannot place them.
I wish people stopped ignoring my rule-following posts

 

[PettatoGaming]

Granted. You cannot place them.
I wish people stopped ignoring my rule-following posts

wish granted however you end up struggling to find this forum post section

I wish everyone could just keep drama out of forums and keep it in private chat

 

[PettatoGaming]

No. Go home.

I don't mean to get involved however i think Diamondwolf is refering to this I cannot be sure however I am sure there will always be one who makes mistakes however if you can learn from them then you're on your way.

 

[Dubinzi]

wish granted however you end up struggling to find this forum post section

I wish everyone could just keep drama out of forums and keep it in private chat

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you've got socialspy on, and you can't turn it off. You have the pleasure of still seeing every little bit of drama.

I wish that Minecraft works properly on my new laptop

 

[DogWithHats]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you've got socialspy on, and you can't turn it off. You have the pleasure of still seeing every little bit of drama.

I wish that Minecraft works properly on my new laptop

Wish granted, you are now banned from Taco Bell.
I wish I got promoted to JrH

 

[Wobber]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you've got socialspy on, and you can't turn it off. You have the pleasure of still seeing every little bit of drama.

I wish that Minecraft works properly on my new laptop

Granted, your laptop runs it at 0.1 fps, and attempting to ./code crashes the game.

I wish for DogWithHats to just listen

 

[grobulae]

Granted. Putting a dog on a hat will give it the ability to speak. The dogs speak horrible things, eldritch rituals to summon thousands of devils to ransack and murder on earth.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[DiamondWolf]

I don't mean to get involved however i think Diamondwolf is refering to this I cannot be sure however I am sure there will always be one who makes mistakes however if you can learn from them then you're on your way.

Exactly, this is what I mean. Follow the rules and you don’t get ignored, simple.

Anyway you don’t get a headache, but now you have an ache everywhere else.

I wish for a caravan

 

[DogWithHats]

Exactly, this is what I mean. Follow the rules and you don’t get ignored, simple.

Anyway you don’t get a headache, but now you have an ache everywhere else.

I wish for a caravan

Granted. It catches fire, explodes, and kills you instantly.
I wish I got promoted to jrh.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! You are now a JrHelper! You help out so many people that you feel burned out. But this time you catch fire because of how burned out you are.

I wish I was funnier :(

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted, but now your too funny and people laugh to much and suffocate.

I wish I had better memory

 

[grobulae]

Granted. A surgeon cuts open your skull and inserts a full set of DDR4 sticks totaling to a whopping 64 GB of ram. You die instantly and the RAM is ruined.

I wish my classes didn't start so early.

 

[Refrizor]

I wish my classes didn't start so early.

Granted. They start too late.

I wish life was fricken not so complicated.

 

[PettatoGaming]

Granted. They start too late.

I wish life was fricken not so complicated.

Wish Granted however you get entirely Confused at everything that anyone speaks to you about

I wish for something exciting to happen later in the week

 

[DogWithHats]

Wish Granted however you get entirely Confused at everything that anyone speaks to you about

I wish for something exciting to happen later in the week

Wish granted. You get hit by a bus.
I wish that my birthday was this Saturday- oh wait
I wish the trade that I sent out for somebody's voltaic hat protector universal translator is accepted.

 

[Refrizor]

I wish the trade that I sent out for somebody's voltaic hat protector universal translator is accepted.

Granted. It was broken on arrival.

I wish all dabbing stopped.

 

[grobulae]

Granted. Your forehead sweats, but alas. You cannot dab it with anything. Pain.

I wish that school assignments weren't 15 bibles long

 

[Zyborg]

Granted. Your forehead sweats, but alas. You cannot dab it with anything. Pain.

I wish that school assignments weren't 15 bibles long

Granted. They're 16 bibles long.

I wish I was #1 creator in DiamondFire (having the most CP.)

 

[DogWithHats]

Granted. It was broken on arrival.

I wish all dabbing stopped.

refriz do you know what an unusual is

 

[DogWithHats]

Granted. They're 16 bibles long.

I wish I was #1 creator in DiamondFire (having the most CP.)

granted. you're banned for using alts for cp farming
I wish that I was born on Halloween- oh wait
I wish I had discord Nitro Boosts.