Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[realRoforbYT]

Sure, just wait 2 more months and your wish will be granted!

I wish for covid-19 to be eradicated.

It will come back worse in 1,000 years...

 

[FatFace_101]

I wish that you could close your ears to block sound, like you can close your eyes to block out light.

 

[grobulae]

Wish granted. You can now close your ears to remove the entire atmosphere so you can't hear anything.

 

[DogWithHats]

I wish for an undo button for when I say stupid stuff

No. Go home.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted!

I wish that I had the ability to wish that I had the ability to wish

 

[Daandar]

Wish granted! you can now wish for a wish that can wish for a wish
I wish i'd finnaly finish my plots instead of being on the forum all the time (and have players actually play my plots)

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! You finish your plots and people play them! Play them and then leave seconds after.
I wish I for the ability to mod (Minecraft mods, not moderator).

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! Now you are able to make high quality mods! The issue... is that you've got no ideas and no motivation, making you sad forever.

I wish I could wish

 

[DiamondWolf]

Ok the extreme burger, granted, but they will all be ruined.

I wish that dogwithhats would stop posting. Oh wait I’m the owner of this thread...

From this post onward, any post made by DogWithHats is to be ignored.

Ok for real, I wish to be a sorcerer.

 

[DogWithHats]

Ok the extreme burger, granted, but they will all be ruined.

I wish that dogwithhats would stop posting. Oh wait I’m the owner of this thread...

From this post onward, any post made by DogWithHats is to be ignored.

Ok for real, I wish to be a sorcerer.

who are you to tell me whether i can or cannot post on a forum that you do not own?
wish granted, but actually not
i wish diamondwolf would realize that i can post here whether he wants me to or not

 

[FatFace_101]

Wish granted! You become a sorcerer, but you only know how to convert eggs into omelets using magic.
I wish that I had more motivation to do things.

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! You have the motivation to do things, but you do them poorly.
I wish nobody nobody broke the DF rules.

 

[DogWithHats]

Wish granted! You have the motivation to do things, but you do them poorly.
I wish nobody nobody broke the DF rules.

Wish granted! Now everybody breaks DF rules. Proofread your writing next time.
I wish I was real.

 

[FatFace_101]

Nobody the nobody never breaks the DF rules.
I wish I was able to do good accents.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted, but people are sensitive and call you racist, so they kill you.

I wish for a cape

 

[DiamondWolf]

Also dogwithhats, this is my thread. It’s not my forum, but you keep breaking the thread rules. You aren’t playing it right, cus you just say “no” which is not the point of the game, and to add insult to injury, you don’t even wish for anything! So yea I do realise you can post here, but it will be to no avail. As it seems like everyone is ignoring you.

Also, this post does not contriute as a wish/destruction.

 

[DogWithHats]

Also dogwithhats, this is my thread. It’s not my forum, but you keep breaking the thread rules. You aren’t playing it right, cus you just say “no” which is not the point of the game, and to add insult to injury, you don’t even wish for anything! So yea I do realise you can post here, but it will be to no avail. As it seems like everyone is ignoring you.

Also, this post does not contriute as a wish/destruction.

It may be your thread, but that doesn't stop me from posting here. And I will continue to do so.

 

[DiamondWolf]

It may be your thread, but that doesn't stop me from posting here. And I will continue to do so.

You can post all you like, but unless you follow the rules, they will be ignored.

 

[DogWithHats]

You can post all you like, but unless you follow the rules, they will be ignored.

I followed the rules beforehand, but my post was still ignored. Explain that.

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! You get a cape, but you can't equip it.
I wish they added mini-blocks to Minecraft.