Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[DiamondWolf]

You are now unable to speak in mement, but your mement friends are now heartbroken and one kills you.

I wish for overlord

 

[RolandMC123]

you get overlord, but you only have 1 basic plot on node beta.

I wish for a lawnmower

 

[Deleted member 68]

you get a lawnmower, but it runs on costly rocket fuel


i wish for a dense apple to throw at looserRIP's head

 

[Wobber]

the apple was poisoned and before you throw it you die

I wish for refriz to follow me

 

[DiamondWolf]

the apple was poisoned and before you throw it you die

I wish for refriz to follow me

Refriz follows you, but he takes it literally and stalks you. Then someone assassinates you both.

I wish for flight powers

 

[Wobber]

You download a hacked client and fly on all games and get banned.


I wish for a pizza

 

[Deleted member 68]

You download a hacked client and fly on all games and get banned.


I wish for a pizza

you get a free pizza with everything you wish for, except you open it upside down


i wish for absolutely nothing

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

wish granted, you RECIEVED nothing, as you received BOTH nothing and something at the same time. Out of panik, you are die.

I wish I worked at le mojang

 

[General_Mudkip]

I wish I worked at le mojang

Granted. Unfortunately however you don't speak Swedish. Fired!

I wish I had the ability to locate any item in the world.

 

[Wobber]

You are forced to use the /locate command to locate items, but you use it too much and get kicked from life for spamming


I wish for imag to work

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! imag to work comes to life!

but he ain't too happy about his existence, and takes his anger out on his own wisher...

I wish I was cool lol

 

[Deleted member 68]

Wish granted! imag to work comes to life!

but he ain't too happy about his existence, and takes his anger out on his own wisher...

I wish I was cool lol

you are now cool, but people constantly expect you to do cool and innovative things and if its related to DF, people will constantly ask when the new update or plot commin


i wish for something that may be nothing or may be something

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. But that something is a self aware gun who has the spirit of a serial killer... I think you know what happens next.

I wish to be respected.

 

[Deleted member 68]

Granted. But that something is a self aware gun who has the spirit of a serial killer... I think you know what happens next.

I wish to be respected.

you get respected, but in real life instead of DF.



i wish to get anything that will be useful to me in any way and has the following properties: nobody minds about its existence, it wont hurt me whatever it is, and extra points for being able to annoy looserRIP

 

[FatFace_101]

You get something that can annoy looserRIP, but he minds its existence, creating a paradox. Ths causes the nokia flip-phone that is simulating the universe to crash, ending the universe.

I wish df plots started out filled with air with a light level of 15.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

You get all your plots with light level 15. You haven't realized how bright level 15 air in plots is, and as a result, you and everyone that comes onto your plots is blinded for eternity. Poisoned light of course, and everyone dies.

I wish I had more motivation to code my plot ideas

 

[Wobber]

You get that motivation instantly, but the server crashes and you forgot what a variable is.


i wish for good mental health

 

[RolandMC123]

you get good mental health but you die or something

I wish for a pet bee

 

[Vulcano]

you get good mental health but you die or something

I wish for a pet bee

the bee stings you and dies. I wish I could not just get df staff, but be well-liked by the community for being such a great staff member.

 

[DiamondWolf]

You get staff and are liked, but eventually your computer explodes and you die.

I wish for an unbreakable wish