Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[DiamondWolf]

This game was on the old forums twice... it was fun to see wha people could do. So if you don’t know how to play, I’ll tell you! You wish for something, then someone else has to come and grant that wish but ruin it, then they wish for something else. It goes on and on forever In an endless loop. You can’t wreck your own wish! I’ll give an example.

Player 1: I wish for a bacon sandwich!

Player 2: The bacon is raw and you die of food poisoning. I wish for a swimming pool

Player 3: The swimming pool is filled with ice cold water that never warms up. I wish for a puppy.

Have fun!

 

[DiamondWolf]

I’ll begin. I wish for mod.

 

[Refrizor]

I’ll begin. I wish for mod.

Wish granted: you wished for mod and a moderator appeared before you; confused by what happened, you were banned for blacklisted modifications.

I wish I could think of plot ideas for DiamondFire.

 

[TheSquilliam]

You think of plot ideas, but you never have the motivation to make them.

I wish for a piece of paper.

 

[General_Mudkip]

I wish for a piece of paper.

Wish granted. You get a cheque for 12,000,000$ in lottery money, however upon cashing it in at the bank it bounces. Sad, no?

I wish for an unlimited supply of Lipton Ice Tea.

 

[Brxzillian]

Wish granted. You get a cheque for 12,000,000$ in lottery money, however upon cashing it in at the bank it bounces. Sad, no?

I wish for an unlimited supply of Lipton Ice Tea.

Wish Granted. You receive the unlimited supply however all the Tea is poisoned!
I wish for someone to code my plot

 

[mqqtt]

I wish for someone to code my plot

Wish granted. Marcus was the person that was responsible for your plot and oddly enough, you were permanently banned for crashing node 4.

I wish for unlimited diamondfire credits.

 

[Refrizor]

I wish for unlimited diamondfire credits.

Wish granted. Every credit you spend locks you out of chat for a day.

I wish people could, like, fly.

 

[shiverdog]

I wish people could, like, fly.

Granted. Everyone likes flies!
So much that they abandon their planet and leave it for the flies to rule. The humans, having left their planet, have nowhere to go and die! Yay!

I wish for a glass of water.

 

[General_Mudkip]

I wish for a glass of water.

Granted. Poisoned of course.

I wish for pumpkin

 

[shiverdog]

I wish for pumpkin

Granted. Poisoned of course.

I wish people had more creative twists.

 

[TheSquilliam]

Granted. Poisoned of course.

I wish people had more creative twists.

This twist is a lot more creative than the others. Granted. Poisoned of course.

 

[DiamondWolf]

TheSquilliam dies for not wishing for anything.

I wish for a McDonalds

 

[General_Mudkip]

I wish for a McDonalds

Granted. Not poisoned. You get the deeds of the land handed over to you by the previous manager that went bankrupt. You are now tasked with paying all the sorts of franchise and property taxes that come along with it, as well as your employees' wages and other such costs. Good luck!

I wish for a lot of cp.

 

[FatFace_101]

Granted, you created a cringe gen anarchy knockoff as a joke, which gave you a lot of CP. Unfortunately, your name has become tied to that game, and they are asking you to make sequels while still only playing the original.

I wish I could meme

 

[Refrizor]

I wish I could meme

Granted. You forget how to speak your native language and can only speak with memes.

I wish I could sing.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted. You break all the windows with your voice, and the glass cuts you. Poisoned of course, and you die.

I wish I could code in java

 

[FatFace_101]

Well yes, but actually no stack overflow

Looks like I want to go to the shadow realm, Jimbo!

 

[RolandMC123]

Looks like I want to go to the shadow realm, Jimbo!

Wish granted. You are in the shadow realm, but you can't see anything and it's actually my grandma's basement.

I wish for a chicken hamburger .

 

[FatFace_101]

I wish I could speak in memen't