Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[grobulae]

Granted. You are forced to use all the boosts on a dead server.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[Zyborg]

granted. you're banned for using alts for cp farming
I wish that I was born on Halloween- oh wait
I wish I had discord Nitro Boosts.

Just so you know, I have no alts...

 

[Simon]

Wish granted. You have infinite wishes but you can only wish for bad stuff to happen.
I wish I had Overlord rank.

 

[Zyborg]

Wish granted. You have infinite wishes but you can only wish for bad stuff to happen.
I wish I had Overlord rank.

Granted, but the server didn't execute any code for giving you any more plots, perms, or tags.

I wish I knew variables a lot more.

 

[Simon]

Wish granted. You are a master of variables but when you go to click on the variables, nothing happens. You don't have access to variables anymore.
I wish snowier snow was out already.

 

[Zyborg]

Wish granted. You are a master of variables but when you go to click on the variables, nothing happens. You don't have access to variables anymore.
I wish snowier snow was out already.

Granted. You have to wait for 1.17 though.

I wish so I could wish if I wanted too, and if I didn't I wouldn't die.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Granted. Your forehead sweats, but alas. You cannot dab it with anything. Pain.

I wish that school assignments weren't 15 bibles long

Wish granted! Because you didn't specify the length, the school assignments are now 3^(0.124*ln(x))=13 bibles long

Not only do you have very long assignments, but you also have to do math to figure out the length of them >:)

I wish I was creativer

 

[Zyborg]

Wish granted! Because you didn't specify the length, the school assignments are now 3^(0.124*ln(x))=13 bibles long

Not only do you have very long assignments, but you also have to do math to figure out the length of them >:)

I wish I was creativer

Granted. Nothing happened, since "creativer" is not a word.

I wish I had the motivation to code more.

 

[Max]

granted but it's your dad

I wish my rtx 2070 would show up in the mail :(

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! Your rtx 2070 shows up, but your mail box is locked and you can't get into it.

I wish I had pancakes that aren't poisoned.

 

[Prox]

Granted! They're not as good as you thought they'd be.

I wish otte would just propose already

 

[DogWithHats]

Granted! They're not as good as you thought they'd be.

I wish otte would just propose already

Granted. He proposes to enderrdust.
I wish I had ideas.

 

[DiamondWolf]

You get ideas, and their actually pretty good ones! But sadly, df only cares about unoriginal survivals and clickers, so they ignore your hard work.

I wish generator survivals would die

 

[PettatoGaming]

You get ideas, and their actually pretty good ones! But sadly, df only cares about unoriginal survivals and clickers, so they ignore your hard work.

I wish generator survivals would die

Wish granted however someone decides to revive them

I wish that its christmas tomorrow

 

[CaptainJJ21]

Wish granted but you sleep for the rest of the month and by the time you wake up it's January

I wish for a sandwich

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! However because this is a destroy a wish thread, when your sandwich is handed over, the person giving you it slips and the sandwich rolls onto the street (somehow lol). You rush for it, but tons of high speed cars run over it. When you see it as a pancake, you cry, just as a satellite comes crashing onto the sandwich, and a lightning storm comes in and strikes it until it is nothing but ash. When you think its over, a very specific tsunami comes crashing onto it (and missing you, bruh) and everything is swept away. All you can do is look at the road it was on. Just again, a sinkhole appears and destroys the road. You cry, and die because of how traumatizing the sandwich's destruction was.

I wish to has badn't code skills

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted, but your skills are too good that you become arrogant and self centred, and eventually get banned for toxicity.

I wish for the Nile (thumbs up if you get this reference)

 

[XTerPL]

WIsh granted! But the company goes bankrupt before it is delivered!

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

 

[DiamondWolf]

Granted. Nothing happens at all.

(You didn’t get my reference )

I wish for something good to happen

 

[Simon]

Wish granted! Something good happens on the other side of the world and nothing happens for you.

I wish for all soaps to be edible.