Destroy a wish! 2020 edition

[TheExtremeBurger]

Granted! However, you make the joke to your friend, "I'd go to the bottom of the sea for 1 million dollars!"
and... it didn't end well

I wish for dev

 

[DiamondWolf]

You get dev... in some random guys basic plot

I wish for colorlovers452 to be banned from DiamondFire

 

[DogWithHats]

Granted, they are now banned... from entering my house.

I wish I could teleport to wherever I want to.

Granted, When you teleport, the bonds between your atoms are destroyed and you collapse into a pile of dust.
I wish Maymays was banned from playing on Diamondfire.

 

[UltraCraftGames]

Granted Maymays is now banned from diamondfire however you misspelled the name as such the one you intended to ban isnt banned
I wish for myself to gain omnipotence at this instant without any downsides and happening exactly as i intend

 

[FatFace_101]

When you get omniscience, you realize that wishing for incorruptible things has destroyed the fun spirit of this thread. You terminate your omniscience for the good of humanity.

I wish for a burger from McSpankies.

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Granted! You got a burger from McSpankies! However, you didn't tell them which burger, and they gave you the default.
However, it contains mayonnaise, and right when you bite into it, you remember how much you hate mayonnaise, and barf and cry forever.

I wish my old friends would log onto diamond fire soon and stay active for a while

 

[ninja70707]

Granted! You got a burger from McSpankies! However, you didn't tell them which burger, and they gave you the default.
However, it contains mayonnaise, and right when you bite into it, you remember how much you hate mayonnaise, and barf and cry forever.

I wish my old friends would log onto diamond fire soon and stay active for a while

Granted, but they are extremely toxic and don't even talk to you.

I wish to be able to give the side effect of this wish.

 

[ninja70707]

Granted, but they are extremely toxic and don't even talk to you.

I wish to be able to give the side effect of this wish.

Granted, but you have the power of safe teleportation to wherever you want.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

 

[Wobber]

You can't, and you are now banned from the thread for answering your own wish.


I wish I had DF friends

 

[DogWithHats]

You can't, and you are now banned from the thread for answering your own wish.


I wish I had DF friends

Granted. Everybody on DF leaves to become a Fortnite streamer except yourself. You are now alone.

I wish I had actual friends

 

[Noah]

Granted. Everybody on DF leaves to become a Fortnite streamer except yourself. You are now alone.

I wish I had actual friends

Granted! You are a diamondfire player, you will never have real friends, only builders to build your plots

I wish the color scheme for support queue was reverted. (check beta)

 

[realRoforbYT]

Granted! You are a diamondfire player, you will never have real friends, only builders to build your plots

I wish the color scheme for support queue was reverted. (check beta)

The color scheme is PInk, Purple, and Black.
I wish for this thread to stop

 

[DogWithHats]

The color scheme is PInk, Purple, and Black.
I wish for this thread to stop

Granted. It stopped for exactly 3 hours and 6 minutes. I started it back up.
I wish for you to get banned from the forums.

 

[realRoforbYT]

Granted. It stopped for exactly 3 hours and 6 minutes. I started it back up.
I wish for you to get banned from the forums.

I'm not banned lol!
I wish that I had armor stands

 

[Zyborg]

I'm not banned lol!
I wish that I had armor stands

You get the armor stands. The armor on them looks normal and enchanted. It has hidden flags of the enchantments but fake enchantments written with lore on them. You put the armor on but it has so many enchantments that it *somehow* crashes your PC and overheats your hard drive. Now your PC is unusable and if its fixed all the data is burned from the hard drive.

I wish so I could code anything.

 

[realRoforbYT]

You get the armor stands. The armor on them looks normal and enchanted. It has hidden flags of the enchantments but fake enchantments written with lore on them. You put the armor on but it has so many enchantments that it *somehow* crashes your PC and overheats your hard drive. Now your PC is unusable and if its fixed all the data is burned from the hard drive.

I wish so I could code anything.

Your code crashes your PC and frys your motherboard.
I wish this thread was good

 

[Zyborg]

Your code crashes your PC and frys your motherboard.
I wish this thread was good

This thread became so good that you quit it because everyone was destroying your wishes and you could destroy their's.
I wish so I could wish once someone destroys my wish.

 

[realRoforbYT]

This thread became so good that you quit it because everyone was destroying your wishes and you could destroy their's.
I wish so I could wish once someone destroys my wish.

No U
I wish everyone had NO U somewhere in their wish for the next 2 posys

 

[TheExtremeBurger]

Wish granted! However...

UNO reverse card

I wish I had motivation to code

 

[realRoforbYT]

Wish granted! However...

UNO reverse card

I wish I had motivation to code

You make a laggy game that is medocore at best.
I wish this thread comes to a halt